Jennifer Aniston has been involved in some crazy ass relationships lately. I even found a celebrity blog that recounts every celebrity’s dating status and hers is seriously embarrassing. She’s been linked to 12 celebrity relationships with an average of 1.3 years each. Ugh, that’s worse than MY dating record.

I wonder if celebrities have discerning tastes when it comes to men… or maybe Jennifer just has no discerning tastes when it comes to members of the opposite sex.  Is it possible that she’s gorgeous, thin, and rich and has had more issues keeping a man than anyone that I know? She can get a man… as many rich, blond, women can… but she can’t KEEP a man.

WHY?

I don’t know much about Jennifer but I do know that whatever she’s thinking; I would strongly suggest to do the opposite because she seems to have no clue about relationships at all. After the crazy relationships that I’ve been involved in I learned a very valuable lesson: the big deal in relationships is trying to find out what will sustain you. What will get you through those lost and lonely nights? What will take you to your old age? What will make sense when nothing else seems to?

Stop chasing what you think you want and working toward what you need.

What will sustain you in a relationship? Sex? Conversation? Companionship?

I will never look as good as Jennifer but I know for a fact that she will never have a better relationship than me. At least, until she stops looking for what she think she wants and starts focusing on what will sustain her.

What will sustain you? I know what will sustain me… do you?